Greetings, Programs! The digital grid buzzes with the echoes of a recent conflict that took place in a neon-lit arena known as Lynn’s Arcade: A Pinball Parlor and Can Slangery. On June 13, 2024, at precisely 7:00 PM, 24 warriors, each armed with their pinball skills, entered the grid for the MFStrikes!! tournament. The battle was intense, consisting of 11 grueling rounds where participants faced off in two-player games. Those who received three strikes were derezzed, leaving only the strongest programs standing. The combat lasted for 3 hours, under the watchful eye of the overcast sky and a crisp 55°F breeze.
Lynn’s Arcade: A Sanctuary on the Grid
Lynn’s Arcade is a haven for all programs seeking solace from the oppressive MCP. At 1760 Fremont Boulevard, Suite D1, Seaside, California, this parlor provided the perfect battleground for our digital warriors. An outstanding place with impeccably maintained machines, with a vast variety of canned beer and a cup holder on every machine, it merges the analog and digital realms flawlessly. The hospitable staff and budget-friendly setup make it a must-visit. The atmosphere hums with energy, reminiscent of the days when pinball ruled the arcades, and the machines themselves seem eager to relive those glory days. Oh, how I wish places like this existed when I first roamed the grid as a young pinballer!
A Battle Among the Undead
In Round 5, a battle of epic proportions occurred on The Walking Dead (Pro) by Stern. Imagine the scene: hordes of zombies closing in, chaos reigning, and the stench of decay in the air. Two warriors, Mike Hubbard, ranked 3713 by the IFPA, and Carlene Malack, with an IFPA rank of 10700, faced off. Mike, with the precision of a light cycle racer, managed to fend off the undead, racking up a score that left the crowd cheering. Carlene fought valiantly, but Mike’s skill and strategy led him to emerge victorious, claiming the top spot in this intense showdown.
Tron Pinball – Code Breakers’ Delight
Within the Tron realm, Disney TRON: Legacy by Stern, released in May 2011, stood out. Designed by the master of digital wizardry, this machine brings the battle against the Master Control Program (MCP) to life. The glowing blue and orange hues transport players directly onto the Grid, with fast-paced gameplay that mirrors the speed and intensity of light cycle races. Every flip and nudge felt like a hacker’s attempt to outmaneuver the MCP, making it a thrilling experience.
Other Noteworthy Machines
- Stranger Things (Premium) by Stern: Released in December 2019, this machine plunges players into the eerie world of Hawkins. With Demogorgons and telekinetic powers, it’s a test of skill and bravery.
- Medieval Madness by Williams: June 1997’s masterpiece, designed by Brian Eddy, this machine’s catapults and trolls deliver a whimsical yet challenging quest.
- Road Kings by Williams: From July 1986, it takes players on a wild post-apocalyptic ride, requiring deft reflexes and tactical prowess.
- Surf Champ by Gottlieb: Released in August 1976, this classic beach-themed machine by Ed Krynski offers a relaxing yet competitive wave of fun.
- Sorcerer by Williams: A March 1985 release, this game, with its enchanting artwork and spellbinding gameplay, casts a captivating spell on all who play.
- Abra Ca Dabra by Gottlieb: November 1975’s magical marvel designed by Ed Krynski, challenges players to conjure high scores with precision shots.
- Dragonfist by Stern Electronics: January 1982’s martial arts-themed pin, designed by Harry Williams, requires a balance of power and finesse.
- John Wick (Pro) by Stern: The latest May 2024 release, this high-octane machine immerses players in the relentless world of John Wick, where every flip is a fight for survival.
Victors of the Grid
Thank you to all the programs who joined us in this epic tournament. Your skills and passion are what keep the grid alive. Special congratulations to our top warriors:
- Philip Priddy, IFPA rank 1175, has conquered 136 events to date, showing that persistence in the code pays off.
- Will Chernetsky, ranked 1632, hailing from Salinas, CA, with 108 events under his belt, proving his resilience.
- Matt Nielsen, IFPA rank 2024, with 89 events, a formidable coder in the pinball network.
- Mike Hubbard, whose strategic victory on The Walking Dead propelled him to 4th place, ranked 3713, with 64 events.
Top Programs in California
Here are the current IFPA California Pinball Top 10 Standings:
| Rank | Player Name | City | Wppr Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Arvid Flygare | Lund | 881.65 |
| 2 | Escher Lefkoff | 803.98 | |
| 3 | Tim Hansen | Sunnyvale | 779.59 |
| 4 | Jason Zahler | 778.3 | |
| 5 | Daniele Celestino Acciari | Rocca di Papa | 713.78 |
| 6 | Nic Stein | Davis | 681.22 |
| 7 | Viggo Löwgren | Furulund | 667.9 |
| 8 | Germain Mariolle | Redmond | 623.59 |
| 9 | Zach McCarthy | Conifer | 617.32 |
| 10 | Luke Nahorniak | Lonsdale | 554.41 |
Closing Transmission
A special thanks to Cary Carmichael for organizing this phenomenal event and to Lynn’s Arcade for providing a perfect battleground. Congratulations to Philip Priddy, our overall tournament winner, and to all who competed. Until next time, keep your skills sharp, and may the grid always be in your favor.
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